{The Mystery of the Missing Butter}

Fact: 2 sticks of butter were on the counter, softening for cookie making
Fact: Oliver was in the Kitchen
Fact: One stick of butter is mysteriously missing--not a shred of paper, not a greasy smear. All proof of its existence has disappeared, kind of like the period on the Dr. Pepper can.
Question: Did Oliver eat a whole stick of butter?

I think we all know the answer to this one. Bad dog.