Sunday, October 19, 2008

{Dear Oliver,}

You are officially driving me crazy. Nutso is the word that comes to mind. Oliver + Plastic Hat = Nutso dog. I'm so sorry you were un-manned and you now have to wear a plastic bonnet. I'm even sorrier that I can't take you on any walks or let you play outside for 10 days (I have already cheated). If you could just mellow out a little I think this might be easier for both of us.
Maybe you think we are punishing you because of the "chicken incident", i.e. catching a live chicken and prancing around the park with it (DROP IT OLIVER!) Or maybe you think we are punishing you because you snuck out of our yard three times the day before your "operation" and got stuck in the neighbors yard. But really, it wasn't for any of those reasons. It was mainly because you are mommy's first dog and the doggy birds and bees kind of freak me out.
You are a crazy dog, but we still love you.








4 comments:

Design Gal said...

Oh, the blessed cone. Spaying and neutering is a must, but I feel so bad for the animals when they have to wear that cone! lol

Tina said...

Oh poor puppy....I love the "chicken in the park" that paints a very funny picture.. Thanks again for Saturday, can't wait to see them!!

caitlin said...

Poor Oliver. I love his face in the picture with the ball, it's like he has lost all will to play. Friday was fun, thanks for playing!

Tara and Dan said...

He is so adorable!!!! I agree with caitlin- i love the picture of him with the yellow ball by his mouth. He looks so sad :(