Monday, December 22, 2008

{We Laughed...I Cried}

Scott and I love watching this and this every year. If you have never listened to Scott laugh as he watched this you are missing out. Here are a few of our favorite quotes;

And WHY is the carpet all wet Todd? I don't KNOW Margot!

Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?

The little lights...they aren't twinkling.

A toast! A toast! A toast to Mama Dollar and to Papa Dollar, and if you want to keep this old Building and Loan in business, you better have a family real quick.

Little full, lotta sap.

A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town.

And if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like to get something for you Clark. Something real nice.

He's making violent love to me, mother!

It's people who make the difference. Little people like you.

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

Honey, do you honestly think I would check thousands of little lights if I wasn't sure the extension was plugged in.

Merry Christmas Mr. Potter!

Well, I don't know what to say except, it's Christmas, and we're all in misery.

Now you listen to me. I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground floors. And I don't want to get married *ever* to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do.

Russ, when was the last time I overdid anything.

Ha, ha, ha, ha! My mouth's bleeding, Bert! My mouth's bleeding! Zuzu's petals... Zuzu...

Sweetheart, your grandma Nora's got a real painful burr on my heel. If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter.

You see George, you've really had a wonderful life

What? What happened? Whoof! I guess it wouldn't be any... Whoa! It wouldn't be the christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than - hotter than they are. Whoo! It is warm in here.

Remember, George: no man is a failure who has friends.

Audrey's frozen from the waste down.

Hot Dog!

Well, see the plate runs right underneath the part here. See, over here, nothing. But, here if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't going to look right.

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

I did it.


caitlin said...

Okay, you forgot mine and Bob's favorite line from National Lampoons..

When he is helping Aunt Grace in the house and she says:

"Don't throw me down Clark!"

We crack up laughing every time!

BreeAnn said...

Ah yes we love both of those movies too. Ty laughs his head off during Christmas Vacation. We watch it every year. I watched It's A Wonderful Life the day after I got home from the hospital when Easton died. I needed some perspective of life and that movie never lets me down.